If you suck and you know it ice the puck (Clap clap)
If you suck and you know it ice the puck (Clap clap)
If you suck and you know it and you really want to show it
If you suck and you know it ice the puck (Clap clap)
(For Women's or Service Academy Games, replace "you suck" with "you're bad")
If you can't hit the net hit the ref (Clap clap)
If you can't hit the net hit the ref (Clap clap)
If you can't hit the net 'cause your shooting grade's an F
If you can't hit the net hit the ref (Clap clap)
If you can't go to college go to state (Clap clap)
If you can't go to college go to state (Clap clap)
If you can't go to college 'cause you can't afford the knowledge
If you can't go to college go to state (Clap clap)
If you can't go to college go to church (Clap clap)
If you can't go to college go to church (Clap clap)
If you can't go to college 'cause you don't believe in knowledge
If you can't go to college go to church (Clap clap)
If you can't join the Corp, join the Force! (Clap clap)
If you can't join the Corp, join the Force! (Clap clap)
If you can't join the Corp, cause you like your Desk Job more
If you can't join the Corp, join the Force (Clap clap)
We're gonna score so easily
Shoot, pass, kick their ass RIT!
*Point at Our Goalie* GOALIE
*Point at Their Goalie on the bench* SIEVE
*Point at Open Net* NET
(Repeat until bored)
Strawberry shortcake, banana split
Your team stinks like a pile of
Shift to the left, shift to the right, stand up sit down fight fight fight!
E TO THE X D X D Y
Secant Cosine Tangent Sine
3.14159
PI
I times 3
Let's go let's go RIT
For those chants who didn't deserve to die but did anyways
Disclaimer: Most of these died because they are dumb or are TOO offensive
Guy: HEY REF YOU'RE LUCKY THE ICE IS FROZEN
Everyone: 'CAUSE SHIT DON'T FLOAT
He fell down
He can't skate
He can't even masturbate
She fell down
She can't skate
She can't even integrate
Note: None of these happen except for Goalie Sieve Net
3 Goals:ROTOFIVE - right hand facing forward, left hand facing backward and then spin
counterclockwise high fiving the people next to you repeatedly
Bonus: It would be really cool to get the whole corner crew to do this
RICK FLAIR CELEBRATION - yelling woooooooo repeatedly while pretending to spin a
siren (video will (probably not) come soon)
Rick ‘em Rack ‘em Rick ‘em Ruck ‘em Get that Puck and Really Fight
(deep voice) HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY… (high pitched voice) WIMPY WIMPY WIMPY
R-E-K-T REKT REKT REKT
Florida Oranges
Texas Cactus
We use your team just for practice
The refs are out to lunch
The refs are out to lunch
Eat me ref eat me ref
MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH
1-2-1-2 and thru and thru
Our vorpal blades went snicker snack
We shot the puck at the little schmuck and left him on his back HEY!
To flee or not to flee, that is the question
Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to pit pad
Against puck from the ferocious feline, or to take
Flight and return to the bench from whence you came
To hide, to weep, once more
And while you weep just know that net
Stands empty due to you
Take solace not in destiny, or even rotten luck
Just know the simple fact dear goalie is you just really
SUCK
NUTS AND BOLTS NUTS AND BOLTS…. WE… GOT… SCREWED!
Elevator elevator WE GOT THE SHAFT
FIRE TRUCK FIRE TRUCK WE GOT HOSED!
A rope a tree to hand the referee
Some bullets a gun to shoot the other ones
Four blind refs
Four blind refs
See how they skate
See how they skate
They all went after the coaches wife she cut off their balls with a carving knife
You’ve never seen such a sight in your life as
Four blind refs
Four blind refs
1-2-3-4
He fell on the icy floor
5-6-7-8
Where the heck’d he learn to skate?